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Hackintosh Enjoyable Angst

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Hackintosh enjoyable angst

affects nearly all Hackintosh builders. Since not everyone knows what a Hackintosh is, let me explain. Specifically, it is a non-Apple PC with the MacOS installed. So, you have a Mac and Windows PC living in the same chassis. Since it is not Apple hardware, updates to the MacOS frequently break something. Of course, this leads to Hackintosh enjoyable angst. See, Hackintosh builders enjoy the challenge. That is the enjoyable part. Certainly, the angst part is obvious.

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of a person with a Hackintosh and a creatively unhelpful tech support person. As is my policy, I have changed the names to protect the guilty. Any resemblance to real life situations is purely coincidental. Or is it? Perhaps, it is a little bit of both. I hope you enjoy my goofy attempt at geek humor.   I welcome you to express your opinions and share your frustrating experiences in the comments below.  If you enjoyed this post, please feel free to share it with others. Thank you for stopping by.  Craig Herberg

Unhelpful tech support guy: Technical support.  How may we humiliate you?

Unsuspecting tech woes victim: I’m having trouble with my Hackintosh. Can you help?

Unhelpful tech support guy: You have a Hackintosh?  Why?

Unsuspecting tech woes victim: It gives me enjoyable angst.

Unhelpful tech support guy: I see.

Unsuspecting tech woes victim: So, can you help?

Unhelpful tech support guy: Of course, I can. Do you enjoy chocolate?

Unsuspecting tech woes victim: Huh? Why do you ask?

Unhelpful tech support guy: I’m technical support. Are you questioning me?

Unsuspecting tech woes victim: I’m sorry. In fact, I love chocolate.

Unhelpful tech support guy: Perfect! Eat chocolate when you drive in heavy traffic. That will give you enjoyable angst.

Unsuspecting tech woes victim: Thank you so much.  You make it so easy.

Unhelpful tech support guy: Thank you for the kind words and for calling technical support, where a stupid answer is only a phone call away.

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