Fitness Tracker Problems

Are fitness tracker problems giving you disappointing results?  Find out how the real tech woes pros fix Fitness Tracker problems.

Fitness Tracker Problems

begin when people buy trackers and don’t do anything with them. Fitness trackers behave a lot like treadmills, in that you have to use them to benefit, although unused treadmills can also serve as a place to hang clothes! So, if you buy a fitness tracker, please use it. I know lots of people that successfully use them as motivational tools.Fitness tracker problems tech woes

What follows is a transcript of a telephone conversation between an unmotivated and out of shape fitness tracker owner and an unhelpful tech support person. As is my policy, I have changed the names to protect the guilty. Any resemblance to a real life situation is coincidental. Or is it? Maybe a little bit of both. I hope you enjoy my subtle attempt at geek humor, and welcome you to express your opinions and share your frustrating experiences in the comments below.  If you enjoyed this post, please feel free to share it with others. Thank you for stopping by.  Craig Herberg

Unhelpful tech support guy: Technical support.  How may we humiliate you?

Unsuspecting tech woes victim: I have been using my Fitness Tracker for two months and I am still overweight and out of shape.

Unhelpful tech support guy: Oh my.  What model are you using?

Unsuspecting tech woes victim: The Super Plus.

Unhelpful tech support guy: That model is for people who want to be heavy and out of shape.  You should upgrade to the Super Dooper Plus.  That is the model for people who want to be thin and fit.

Unsuspecting tech woes victim: Thank you so much.  You make it so easy.

Unhelpful tech support guy: Thank you for the kind words and for calling technical support, where a stupid answer is only a phone call away.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *