How to Hack Email

Do you need to know how to hack email? Listen and learn as the Tech Woes IT hacking pros expertly demonstrate how to hack email.

Learn how to hack email

however, unless you believe the goofy audio, you will learnHow to hack email something more useful, in the next few sentences. So, I’ll give you a few tips on avoiding email hacks. First of all, use a good strong password, certainly not one on the common passwords list. Also, avoid using the same password elsewhere. If possible, use two factor authentication, such as with a password and cell phone. To be sure, avoid clicking on links and opening attachments from unknown sources. Lastly, do not share your password with anyone.

Following is a transcript

of a person wanting to learn how to hack email and an unhelpful tech support person. As is my policy, I have changed the names to protect the guilty. Any resemblance to real life situations is purely coincidental. Or is it? Perhaps, it is a little bit of both. I hope you enjoy my goofy attempt at geek humor. I welcome you to express your opinions and share your frustrating experiences in the comments below. If you enjoyed this post, please feel free to share it with others. Thank you for stopping by. Craig Herberg

Unhelpful tech support guy: Technical support. How may we humiliate you?

Unsuspecting tech woes victim: I’m with the [mumble-mumble] campaign and need to know how to hack email. Can you help?

Unhelpful tech support guy: Of course, it’s easy.

Unsuspecting tech woes victim: I’m listening.

Unhelpful tech support guy: First of all, print out your email.

Unsuspecting tech woes victim: Ok. And then?

Unhelpful tech support guy: Put your printed email on a cutting board.

Unsuspecting tech woes victim: I’m with you.

Unhelpful tech support guy: Then, hack it with a sharp knife. That is how to hack email.

Unsuspecting tech woes victim: Thank you so much. You make it so easy.

Unhelpful tech support guy: Thank you for the kind words and for calling technical support, where a stupid answer is only a phone call away.

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